Bunny Blockade
Day 4 - Supplies are running thin. The natives are restless. Except for the potatoes, I have fed all of my vegetables to them, yet still they eye me with their evil stare. I dare not leave. The first to go was the phone, then the power. I am only just able to get this out with a jury-rigged battery I've made out of vinegar, paper clips and the few remaining precious potatoes I have.
There is no escape. They have a patience that defies mortal creatures. They speak to themselves in hushed whispers. I have tried to keep track of the changing of the guard, but they are wiley and blessed with near endless endurance, showing no fatigue, only an insatiable hunger.
I must make my last box of Cheese Nips last. The next to go will be the water supply. I have filled the tub and sinks just in case. Should be enough to last me until I starve to death.
My candle is just a nub. I don't know why no one notices it in my window. The rent is due the first of the month. If only I can hold out a couple more weeks until the landlord comes looking for his check. I hope someone reads this. I hope I am able to get it somewhere before my potatoes give out. I only wish I would have... wait... they're scratching on the door... they're co
There is no escape. They have a patience that defies mortal creatures. They speak to themselves in hushed whispers. I have tried to keep track of the changing of the guard, but they are wiley and blessed with near endless endurance, showing no fatigue, only an insatiable hunger.
I must make my last box of Cheese Nips last. The next to go will be the water supply. I have filled the tub and sinks just in case. Should be enough to last me until I starve to death.
My candle is just a nub. I don't know why no one notices it in my window. The rent is due the first of the month. If only I can hold out a couple more weeks until the landlord comes looking for his check. I hope someone reads this. I hope I am able to get it somewhere before my potatoes give out. I only wish I would have... wait... they're scratching on the door... they're co
8 Comments:
Being a huge Monty Python fan, I can vouch for how vicious those things can be. For God's sake man, stay indoors. Keep us posted as to your safety. The bike is lost; pity she was so young.
Good luck to you, brave Fonzie!
bunnies got fonz
hey at least it isn't squirrels....or worse yet....squabbits
Eeeek those rabbits of Caerbannog .....arrggggghhhh
I came out this morning and the little buggers were gone. More than likely the squabbit that has been stalking the neighborhood ate them...
BTW Pal, thnaks, I always wondered how you spelled Caerbannog...
Oh, yeah... the bike is fine. I just had to fix the wiring from where they tried to hotwire it... but it appears to be working fine now.
my pleasure, thanks for the memory jolt :-)
isha bunnnnie!
"Maybe he was attacked."
"But you wouldn't write AAARG, you would just say it."
"Maybe he was taking dictation."
Hee hee...glad you're OK, now where's the rent?
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